• Artist: Weezer
• Song Title: My Name Is Jonas
• Album: Weezer [Blue Album]

My name is Jonas
I'm carrying the wheel
Thanks for all you've shown us
But this if how we feel
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it


The choo-choo train left right on time
A ticket cost only your mind
The driver said "hey man, we go all the way"
Of course we were willing to pay.


My name is wepeel
I gotta box full of your toys
They're fresh out of batteries
But they're still makin' noise
Tell me what to do
Now the tank is dry
Now the wheel is flat
And you know what else?
Guess what I received In the mail today
Words of deep concern From my little brother

The building's not goin' as it's planned
The foreman has injured his hand
The dozer will not clear its path
The driver swears he learned his math

The workers are goin' Home!