• Artist: Screechy Dan
• Song Title: Panty Town
• Album: Panty Town

Intro:
Now hear come to miss to diss called Panty Town! Dan Screechy seh!
On the way officer mi nah go down! WAH!!!!!!! Yeah yuh know
Cho cho heaven! Cho cho heaven! Gimme ten or eleven!
Cau dem yah gal yah fat like whale, I don't waan go jail
Caan sex through di rail, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Chorus:
Seh mi a move and a groove and a sail through (Panty Town!)
If yuh nuh see mi mi deh pon vacation a (Panty Town!)
And dem nuh stop mek new generation a (Panty Town!)
Some man run leff dem wife and dem a gone live a (Panty Town!)

Verse 1:
So as di world turns mi see changes daily
But it is iyah fi deh so stay wid mi fairly
A one life to live enough obtain a property
Inna Panty Town I go deh more than yearly
Sex! Some guys deal wid dat rarely
But mi! Visit Panty Town frequently
As a matta a fact I was there recently
Givin back to where I come from believe mi
When tings get hard a deh town deh lift mi
A dem fix mi when tings stick wid mi
So off I go to a town I know
And if anybody ask yuh this, mi seh Screechy

Chorus:
Seh mi a move and a groove and a sail through (Panty Town!)
If yuh nuh see mi mi deh pon vacation a (Panty Town!)
And dem nuh stop mek new generation a (Panty Town!)
Some man run leff dem wife and dem a gone live a (Panty Town!)

Verse 2:
Seh if yuh neva go deh seh yuh need to tek a trip
Mek sure when yuh go deh yuh go deh well equipped
Mi nuh need nuh suitcase what yuh need is a grip
Fi lock up yuh tings when yuh go deh skinny dip
A slave mistress run di town weh yuh skip
Cau di only yuh wont bodda still get whipped
Even though a so it go mi still nah jump ship
Some man go Panty Town some run off dem lip
Support dat town right now pon di top chart
It warm and nice it nuh cold like up north
Cau one a di co owner a I mon sweetheart
Mi glad when God split di town in two parts, now

Chorus:
Seh mi a move and a groove and a sail through (Panty Town!)
If yuh nuh see mi mi deh pon vacation a (Panty Town!)
And dem nuh stop mek new generation a (Panty Town!)
Some man run leff dem wife and dem a gone live a (Panty Town!)

Verse 3:
Panty Town, mek yuh release yuh tension
Panty Town, wuy fi mek yuh mention
Panty Town, mek yuh stand at attention
Panty Town, wuy wuy!!!!
In di days of old dat I was told dat town deh was neva invented
Man used to mek contact, between two rocks and walk wid feelin disgusted
Now di town develop di population grow ova deh whole heap a time invested
And now di town reap from di seed man sow
And I know it nuh get outdated so we seh

Chorus:
Seh mi a move and a groove and a sail through (Panty Town!)
If yuh nuh see mi mi deh pon vacation a (Panty Town!)
And dem nuh stop mek new generation a (Panty Town!)
Some man run leff dem wife and dem a gone live a (Panty Town!)
Mi drop a bomb weight two thousand pound inna (Panty Town!)
Some girls slim some fat and some round inna (Panty Town!)
Some black some white and some brown inna (Panty Town!)
Di girls dem neva yet let mi down inna (Panty Town!)