• Artist: Mystikal
• Song Title: P***y Crook
• Album: Tarantula

[Officer]
Callin' all cars, callin' all cars
Be on the look out for a p***y vandalism. Over
A p***y bandit
Suspect is known in many states for d***lin' yo woman. Over
he is dangerous, be on the look out

[Mystikal]
I knock the muthaf**kin' p***y off the hook
Huh, I take the face off the rapper f**kin' with the punch master
The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome a**assin
Cuss word expert
You don't know nothing bout this
Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin'
I make a shy cryin' b**** start swimming
Take it off, put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty
F**k it, f**k it, suck it 200 dollars, b**** that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)
Show me what cha workin' wit
But if yo p***y smellin' shrimpy hoe, get yo f**kin' shirt and s**t
Somebody better stop her, she runnin' round this b**** ha p***y smellin' like Red Lobs
That's the type of b**** ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't F**k!

[Hook]
Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (that's right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and that's it)
They call me the p***y crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (that's right)
If I hit it one time ya hook (and that's it)
They call me the p***y crook (give it up)

[Verse 2]
Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual
But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe
F**k you like I ate my vegetables
Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got d*** left the door
The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!!
F**k you on the floor and still shake the chandelier
I got it caught again somewhere
Stop that f**kin' runnin' and bring that a** over here
B**** touch yo toes
Touch that wall
Work that pole
What you doin' after 2 AM? In the Horetel
Gotta give ya whatcha came for
Waste hittin' wash it off then face hittin' manojetwas I stay getting
If you can't work it then don't flirt
If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt
I sort em out and some ain't stayin'
Take them fuchin' thongs off Don't here wit no plan
I cut cha up when I'm climmin' on ya
Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon

[Hook]
Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (that's right)
If I hit it one time your hooked (and that's it)
They call me the p***y crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (that's right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and that's it)
They call me the p***y crooked (break ya self)

[Verse 3]
What the f**k you meqan yo period done you can't gimme no lovin'?
S**t, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin'
She said "I never done that stuff"
I said "Well let me talk you through it, get the Ky jelly"
Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin' yo leg get loose and relax lady
She was acting all timid
But the next thing you know she was humpin' back wit me
I was all the way up in that a**
I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast
2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD"

Hook: (repeat 2x)
d*** don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie blining out (that's right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and that's right)
They call me the p***y crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (that's right)
If I hit one time ya hooked (and that's it)
They call me the p***y crook (break ya self)

[Officer]
Callin' all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen
headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over be advised he is armed with d***, and striking good look.Over. The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something s**t he is in a big truck. be on the look out leave all p***y inside

[Mystikal]
Gimme this motherf**kin' money. Ya'll motherf**kaers ain't go never catch me
the only thing ya'll gone catch is this DICK!! You motherf**ker
This motherf**kin' nother KLC SMASH!! You motherf**ker
Mystikal medicine Man big truck n****. Over.