• Artist: Eminem
• Song Title: My Mom
• Album: Relapse

[Chorus]
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va al ee um
Valium was in everything food that I ate
The water that I drank f***ing peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a under a f***in chiever
My teacher didnt think I was going be nothing either
What the f*** you sticking gum up under the f***ing seat for
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the mother f***ers been puffing reefer
But all this huffing and puffing wasnt what it was either
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasnt what she thought
Pee in a tea cup? B**** you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping
What the f*** you keep on f***ing with me for
Slut you need to leave me the f*** alone I ain't playing
Go find you a white crayon and color a f***ing zebra

[Chorus]
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

Wait a minute this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I
Now heres a plate full of pain killers now just wait
Till I crush the valium and put it in your potatoes
You little mother f***er I'll make you sit there and make that
Retarded f***ing face without even tasting it
You better lick the f***ing plate you ain't wasting it
Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in
You're gonna just sit there in one f***ing place spinning again till next thanksgiving
And if you still ain't finished it I use the same s*** again
Then when I make spinach dip it will be placed into s***
You little s*** want to sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me at KMart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't slipped us s***
So what if he did that ain't none of your dang business kid.

My mom there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on cause.

[Chorus]
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

My mom loved valium now all I am
Is a party animal I am what I am
But I'm strong to be finished wit me valium spinach
But my bars only last about two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it
My valium, my vaaaliummmmm maaaaaaan.

Man I never though that I could ever be
A drug addict nah, f*** that I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happening a tragedy
I'm f***ing passing it up catching me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful
Secure the f***ing dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a f***ing aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you f***ing rat
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don't need it, well f*** it then brake it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
All right Ma you win, I don't feel like arguing
I'll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobbling
Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead.

[Chorus]
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on cause I'm my mom

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