• Artist: Eminem
• Song Title: My Name Is
• Album: Slim Shady LP

(Chorus: Hi my name is (what?)
My name is (Who?)
My Name Is (chica chica)
Slim Shady x2)

During chorus:Excuse me, may i have the attention of the class for one second

Hi kids do you like violence (yea,yea!)
Want me to stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eyelids (uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did? (yeahyeah!)
Try cid and get f**ked up worse then my life is (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight
Im tryin to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which Spice Girl i wanna impregnate
and Dr.Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead." (uhuh)
why's your face red, man you wasted
well since age 12 i felt like im someone else
cause i hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
and smacked her so hard i knocked her clothes backward like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound o grass and fall on my a** faster than a fat b**** who sat down too fast
c'mere slut(Shady wait a minute thats my girl dog)
I don't give a f**k god sent me to piss the world off

(chorus)

My english teacher wanted to flunk me in jr. high
Thanks a lot
next semester ill be 35
Smacked im in his face with an eraser(SMACK)
chased him with a stapler
stapled his nuts to a stack of paper(owwwww!)
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
flashed the bartender
and stuck my d*** in the tip cup
extra-terrestrial runnin over pedestrians
while they screamin "Let's just be friends!"
99 percent of my life i was lied to
Now i found out my mom does more dope than i do(Damn)
I told her id grow up to be a famous rapper
make an album about doin drugs and name it after her(oh thanks)
You know you blew up when women rush your stands
try to touch your hands, like screamin Usher fans(ahhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my auotgraph(Dude, can i have ur autograph?)
And i signed it,
Dear Dave, Thsnks for the support A**HOLE!

(Chorus)

Stop the tape
this kid needs to be locked away(get him!)
Dr.Dre just don't stand there operate!
Its too scary to die(f**k that)
Ill have to carried inside the cemetery and buried alive(uh yup)
Am i comin or goin, i can barely decide
Just drank a fifth of vodka
dare me to drive?(go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
my palms are too hairy to hide(whoops)
Clothes ripped like the incredible Hulk(RIP)
Spit when i talk(hhcct-too)
ill f**k anything thst walks(c'mere)
When i was little i would get so hungry i would throw fits
How ya gonna breast feed me ma?
You ain't got no tits!(wahhhwahhh)
I lay awake and strap myself to the bed
with a bulletproof vest on
and shoot myself in the head(bang)
im steamin mad(RRRRR)
Oh, and if you see my dad
Tell him i slit his throat in this dream i had

(Chorus)