• Artist: Eminem
• Song Title: We Made You
• Album: Relapse

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door It was clear to me
You're the one they adore who they came to see
You're a rock star Everybody wants you
Player Who could really blame you
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man no don't massacre the fans
Damn I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it then Squish it then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2 You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl
In fact I see your grin
Now come in girl

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door It was clear to me
You're the one they adore who they came to see
You're a rock star Everybody wants you
Player Who could really blame you
We're the ones who made you

[Verse 2]
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her Baby say hello to my little friend
Brit forget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men girl pay them little attention
A little did I mention that Jennifer's i
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile they got style but it isn't Slim

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door It was clear to me
You're the one they adore who they came to see
You're a rock star Everybody wants you
Player Who could really blame you
We're the ones who made you

[Bridge]
And that's why my love
You'll never live without
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby you know you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one for you

[Verse 3]
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth brup
Wowzers I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip Jessica
Rest a**ure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me you're my Amy I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul mate
Now break it down girl

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door It was clear to me
You're the one they adore who they came to see
You're a rock star Everybody wants you
Player Who could really blame you
We're the ones who made you