• Artist: Elephant Man
• Song Title: We No Pet Dem
• Album: Riddim Driven: Salsa

Intro:
Mi leff mi head pon di chart
Mad! Head gone! Good to gone, head fly wey
Good to stay, you know!
(Head fly wey) Shizzle, mi head gone. mi head gone, look how mi warn har
Mi head gone, mi head gone
Mi leff mi head pon di chart yah, alright

Chorus:
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan Shaggy pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem

Verse 1:
Hey! When mi dtop inna di beddy beddy mi nuh deady beddy
Mi gi Debbie di Debbie di leggy leggy fi go meddy
She gone, like a kite we buss wid di thready
Bedroom war like Saddam Hussein mi ready
Gi Nikki one, gal a walk and a deady
So mi peggy mi peggy lend har mi third leggy
Every night she come a beggy waan gi mi a heady
Mi badda than Jason and Freddy, alright

Chorus:
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem

Verse 2:
Hey! Whether an african, jamaican, haitian, hispanic
We nuh panic (No) gal mi will wuk yuh till yuh vomit
Mi nuh use viagra neither horse tonic
Seh I use a magnum it mek mi bionic
Siddung pon it, yuh likkle flat belly mi will bang it
Sink mi ship inna yuh sea like di titanic
Damn it, how she come a seh she can tan it
A di name why she drop off dat pon it

Chorus:
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem

Verse 3:
Hey! Get somethn deh
Weh mi blend up mi hope mi gi Lisa mi nutmeg
When mi step inna room weh yuh fi do open leg
Have gal a turn and a spin pon di cuttin peg
Weh yuh seh somethin dead, alright somethin dead
A who mi hear a talk bout bad gal nuh fi beg
Mix up mi guiness and mi hen then inna mi big head
Two cornmeal dumlin and a fish head
Gal a fi go fled by time mi dun a swizz head
Wuk a gal a fren dem how badman a sickhead?
Have har a tun and a wiggle pon di d***head
East, west, south, and north
Di gal dem a seh dat we a sickhead, weh yuh seh fi do?

Chorus:
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
True dem have di sitten weh mi waan mi a pick dem
No pet dem hard yuh fi sex dem
Fend it up fend it up all night mi a sweat dem

Repeat Verse 1
Repeat Chorus till end