• Artist: D12
• Song Title: Pimp Like Me
• Album: Devil's Night

[Eminem]
G-sh*t

[Bizarre]
What up?
I gotta tell you mtoherf*ckers the truth
This is straight G-sh*t
And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty]
Well I'ma state my name
Swift McVay
None of y'all n****s got sh*t to say
Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed running things my way
A selfish man
The back of the hand
We slapping the hell outta hoes because I can
Prostitute
I want my loot
And I don't give a f*ck about your broke a** man and
Y'all giving n****s what they need and
Till b***hes understand the meaning
Swift McVeigh is blowing up
Corvarciet till I'm throwing up
Wanna player hate me b***h so what?
What's your function?
Where's your bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me but I got too much
D12 naturally lifted
You n****s better duck when I cock the biscuit
You f*ck with me
I f*ck with you
Your entourage, n****, f*ck them too
I got grenades
What the hell you little 22 gon' do?
(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
Y'all major soft
Cops get mad cuz I paid 'em off (what)
Made 'em cough (ya)
Blood and sh*t (ha)
That's what the hell y'all motherf*ckers get
We runs this b***h
So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to f*ck (f'real)
If he want head then prepare to suck (do it)
Even if the n**** don't care to nutt
For every stroke it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game
You just a sl*t
So open your legs up and get my guts(??) (b***h)

[Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)]
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty a** (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b***h
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty a** (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b***h
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty a** (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b***h
Go get my (dough)
Go bring me my (dough)
Dirty a** (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b***h

[Proof]
I do spit game
No longer than my name
The way my chain hang
My nuts do the same
Don't pay p****
P***y pay me
b***h, sl*t, hoe, or lady
And knowing the fact I was born to mac
That's why I got a hoe in the back
Blowing my sack
Got good game
It's a hood thang
Got a huge brain
Loot of pootang
But I'm all bank
Run that cheese
Tell that trick n**** (come back please)
I'm a L-7 that's a square
You my bottom hoe
You gotta know
Off to a plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast b***h and swallow slow
b***h quit talking back
Now walk the track

[Kon Artis]
I don't pay for a**
You pump my gas
You get slapped for a short of cash
I get whip lashed when I hit the gas
And holler out the window with hash
Where's my scratch?
b***h, that's it
Suck it, stroke it, make me rich
Cuz a token of my appreciation it's
Another client for you to hit
I don't give a f*ck if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
You stuck with me
f*ck with me and I'ma smack you up in this truck
You must have lost your mind or something
Crying and whining like you dying and suffering
Go suck some head until it ???? for ???????
You don't work
You make nothing
I'm just another case of a lazy husband

[Kuniva]
I want the paper stacked
Buy you an outfit it
Then take it back
When you page me b***h I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act
Hoes recognize and n****s do too
Cuz they realize that n****s who shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
b***h hold my gat down when I shoot hoops
And don't be calling me all kind of questions
All harrassing me calling stress in
Or I may have to release some aggression
And beat you to death and
Teach you a lesson
Looking for handouts
Like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down
And f*ck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth
Or get in the damn house
Open the damn blouse
And suck on my damn crouch

Chorus

[Bizarre]
Love the p****
Sell that p***y b***h
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch
You f*cking dirty b***h
Now get on the corner and start sucking some d*ck
N****s want p****
And I need cash
So mom get out there and start selling your dirty a**
Bizarre quick to hit 'em
Then stick 'em
f*ck it I'll let you hear one of my victims
(Somebody help, I'm on Seven Mile and Muriel, NO)
Shut up b***h you talk too much
And about to get f*cked in your dirty butt
Never seen a pimp like me out here whoring
Shut your f*cking mouth and you'll be out in the morning
Cuz I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
Give me my 5000 and take this cheeseburger (b***h)
Go suck d*ck at a bachelor party
So what if you on your period
Blood never hurt nobody

Chorus

That's all you is
You just a dirty a** b***h
Dirty a**, nasty a**, stanky a**, filthy a**, stanky a** b***h
But I love you
Kim

[Outro: Kuniva as Rondell Beene]
And there you have it goddammit
The fundamentals of pimping
You heard it here first
From the dirtiest dozen you've ever seen in your goddamn life
Well this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the p***y hole smiling
Because we all been wilding
Know what I'm saying?
f*ck what everybody else be talking 'bout
We letting you know right here
That pimping ain't dead
We love getting head
In dirty a** bed
That's just what we do
You know we were throwing herion parties back in 1968
The p***y is all great
I see you at eight b***h