• Artist: Baby Cham
• Song Title: Letter To PJ
• Album: Bad Gal

Intro:
Wow Wow!!! Yo! Issues and issues, we always have issues yuh get weh mi seh?
Well my letter is to di most honorable, Percival James Patterson
Can you hear mi! Just give mi a minute out of mi time, and listen

Verse 1:
Dear sir, Mr. Prime Minister, this is Mr Wow di entertainer
Nah mon mi nah bun yah this time
These few lines is to request a favor
Eh? Like how yuh a di big man
And yuh have yuh respect inna di world
Di man dem bwoy a trouble Beenie Man yuh caan tell dem
Fi leave him alone and go look two girl
Di next ting weh a puzzle mi yuh see, a di whole British Monarchy
And dem immigration policy, like we nuh know dem waan get rid a we
We deh yah Africa, and live pon we land
Dem bring we come mess up pon plantation
Rape nuff woman and kill nuff man
Tun we a slave and build up England
Alright! So wah di visa ting fah?
How dem fi tell we seh we need visa?!
When dem tief we backside and tief we sugar
England was built by our Fadda
Yah mon! Listen mi a chat dem a chat
Dem caan get we out cau di pound dem so fat
Call Tony Blair and ask him whaddat
Cau a eediat, a eediat ting dat
So big man yuh call dem TV, and tell dem we a request to Kalonji
Da letter yah from di people and mi
Wid utmost respect its your truly

Outro:
Wow Wow! Can you hear mi now! Good! My letter!
People dem tell mi fi write it, Im out